secretpapi:

why does garfield even hate mondays? he doesn’t have a job. he hasn’t felt the crippling pressure of capitalism. he is only a cat.

(via feminismandhappiness)

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23 hours ago

Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

Love this

(via t-ruthful)

(via qualiteas)

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.

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2 days ago

Unknown (via goodwinmacalister)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via narglechampion)

Life is too short to spend it at war with yourself.
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1 week ago

danieljlayton:

thetomska:

mitchahoy:

diggly:

transluminescence:

baeddelbot:

All hail the Prime Sinister of Australia. Even the Americans are making fun of him.

lmfao what a bastard

THIS IS WHAT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH

WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA. THIS IS WHAT WE DEAL WITH. FUCK

I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS THAT BAD I’M SO SORRY

Well, then.

(via glitnir-gebo)

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1 week ago

underhuntressmoon:

jemmasimmns:

one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time

"The fact I am laying on your face means nothing"

(via elliegalaxies)

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2 weeks ago

hauntedgalaxy:

raise your hand if you’re a queer kid who started out as an overly invested “straight” “ally”

(Source: queerspike, via oh-my-godstiel)

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3 weeks ago

panerasexual:

men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny

(via misandry-mermaid)

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3 weeks ago

bollywood-bloodbaths:

everyone tell me abt ur day. how did your eyeliner go? did u flirt with somebody? drink enough water? make a white man nervous?

(Source: bollywoodbloodbaths, via misandry-mermaid)

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3 weeks ago
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